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Frightenly Funny Halloween Jokes
Authored by , on Oct 18, 2010
Tagged as fun, general
These Halloween jokes will give you a side-splitting Halloween. Turn everyone in the family into comedians by telling funny Halloween jokes.
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Q: What do you call a monster who poisons cornflakes?
A: A Cereal Killer.
Q: Why don’t Mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
A: Home Moaner’s Insurance.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: How do monster’s tell their fortune?
A: They read their horrorscope
Q: What do you call a monster who poisons cornflakes?
A: A Cereal Killer.
Q: Why don’t Mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
A: Home Moaner’s Insurance.
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: How do monster’s tell their fortune?
A: They read their horrorscope
Comments
, Oct 26, 2010
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath... hehe :)
, Oct 29, 2010
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It's a pain in the neck.
